I am MtF stuck in the closet.
Age: not your beeswax
Height: Jesus, do I look like walking yard stick?
Bio: never underestimate my laziness
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I HATE THIS WEBSITE
why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”
Omg I just snorted :D
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
I LOVE YOU KAREN
I though it said FOR HEX and I was like “hell yeah I want some magical cursing shit.”
escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
This… 1000 times this.
Gaming is about having fun and it gets better with the more people you share it with. Phenomenal advise.
dermatologists hate him! dentists hate him! zoo keepers hate him! everyone hates this man and he is a terrible, terrible person